Alaska to Argentina? But we are in Ontario!

A Quirky Quest from A to A, with a Detour Through Ontario

Hello, beloved Band of Wanderers! How does one embark on a grand journey from Alaska to Argentina when one finds oneself decidedly not in Alaska, but rather nestled in the charming environs of Ontario, Canada? Ah, there lies a geographic pickle ripe with the zest of adventure!

You see, my daring comrades, our tale was initially set to begin with the crisp, northern breezes of Alaska, sweeping down through the diverse landscapes all the way to the vibrant heartbeat of Argentina. But there’s a small twist in the plot—our journey starts not amidst the majestic Alaskan wilds but in the quaint, quirky town of Brechin, Ontario. A bit of a cartographical conundrum, wouldn’t you say?

So how does one solve such a spatial riddle? By sprinkling a bit of alliterative magic, of course! Instead of bending the map, we bend the rules. Welcome, then, to the delightful decision to commence our odyssey in Almonte, Ontario—because it not only starts with an ‘A’ but also hosts the fabulous Bus Fusion, a festival where the spirits of VW enthusiasts soar and the air is thick with tales of the road.

Almonte promises not just a starting line but a send-off steeped in camaraderie and the hum of vintage engines, setting the perfect tone for what lies ahead. And from there, we’ll make our merry way to Anchorage, Alaska, officially kicking off our continental caper.

But what’s a voyage without a bit of family fun? Thus, I’ve enlisted my spirited 82-year-old mother and our ever-enthusiastic canine companion to join me in our snug, 19-foot long VW van, Hurricane. Imagine, if you will, a journey kicked off amid the fanfare of Bus Fusion, followed by the cozy chaos of a van where every inch is either essential equipment, dog, or dear old mom—complete with a window that refuses to close and a persistent eau de wet dog.

As we chase the horizon from Ontario to Alaska, and eventually down the spine of the Americas to Argentina, expect tales sprinkled with unexpected showers, serendipitous breakdowns, and the kind of familial antics that make you question the sanity of shared small spaces.

Join us as we navigate not just the landscapes but also the logistical loops and bounds of a journey that stretches the definition of “starting point.” From Almonte onwards, every mile is a mystery, every stop a story, and every story a stitch in the fabric of an epic adventure.

So, fasten your seatbelts, crack open a window (by necessity, not choice), and let’s embark on this quirky quest from A to A, filled with all the laughter, landscapes, and mild misadventures that only a journey such as this could promise.

Here we go, adventurers—Almonte to Alaska, and beyond!